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Sample Ordination CeremoniesThese are not intended to be definitive examples. Feel free to adapt to meet your needs or develop your own. Further examples are welcome. Please submit through feedback. Example 1(courtesy The Right Reverend Marjorie Norris, Bishop of Lee County) Bishop: Who comes to this esteemed place? Candidate: I, (name), do B: For what reason do you come? C: To become a priest(ess) of the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic. B: Who is god? C: I don't know. B: What is the purpose of religion? C: I don't care. B: By the powers granted by the Patriarch of the Church, I hereby ordain you as priest(ess), with all the rights and responsibilities of this worth office. Go forth now into the world, and spread truth, reason and logic. (Afterwards, a large catered buffet with large amounts of boiled shrimp and a decent dry white wine is appropriate) Example 2Bishop:
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